Large sections of England have been flooded, due to "biblical" rain, storms and waves, but some people have noticed an interesting pattern to the damage, in which the Jubilee River (a man-made canal) diverts water around some cities,* thereby inundating other cities.
This stiff-upper-lip analysis puts a finger on the problem:*
Bottom Line: For Queen and country For Queen and toffs; country be damned. * Eton is a posh boys school. The queen has a castle in Windsor.