17 Feb 2014

Monday funnies

I found this while working on my book cover, which puns on "glass half full"

Optimist: The glass is half full

Pessimist: The glass is half-empty

Realist: Yep. That's a glass, alright

Idealist: One day, cold fusion from a glass of water will provide unlimited energy and end war

Capitalist: If I bottled this and gave it a New Agey sounding name, I could make a fortune

Communist: This drink belongs to every single one of us in equal measure

Conspiracist: The government is floridating the water for mind controlling purposes

Sexist: This glass isn't gonna fill itself, honeybuns...

Nihilist: The glass does not exist, and neither do I

Opportunist: There's a funny t-shirt in here somewhere


  1. The glass is twice as big as it needs to be. -- Management

  2. That's closely related to the engineer -- The glass has a factor of safety of 2.0 against overtopping.


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