01 November 2010

Monday funnies

This comes from my dad. Our only political agreement is that most of the Congress needs to lose.

The most eye-opening civics lesson I ever had was while teaching third grade this year.

The presidential election was heating up and some of the children showed an interest. I decided that we would have an election for a class president.

We would choose our nominees. They would make a campaign speech and the class would vote.

To simplify the process, candidates were nominated by other class members.

We discussed what kinds of characteristics these students should have.

We got many nominations and from those, Jamie and Olivia were picked to run for the top spot.

The class had done a great job in their selections.. Both candidates were good kids.

I thought Jamie might have an advantage because he got lots of parental support.

I had never seen Olivia's mother.

The day for their speeches arrived.

Jamie went first.

He had specific ideas about how to make our class a better place.
He ended by promising to do his very best.

Everyone applauded and he sat down.

Now is was Olivia's turn to speak.
Her speech was concise.
She said, "If you vote for me, I will give you ice cream."

She sat down.

The class went wild.
"Yes! Yes! We want ice cream."

She surely would say no more.
She did not have to.

A discussion followed.
How did she plan to pay for the ice cream?
She wasn't sure.

Would her parents buy it or would the class pay for it? She didn't know.

The class really didn't care.
All they were thinking about was ice cream.

Jamie was forgotten.
Olivia won by a landslide.

Remember to vote tomorrow!

I took the two photos from the Rally for Sanity and/or Fear. WEH sent the lifeguard cartoon. Bush's cartoon came from the interwebs.

1 comment:

albionwood said...

Is Olivia the new head of the RNC? Cuz her platform sounds a lot like the Pledge to America.